Why is it that no matter how I much I shove / punch / kick / poke / beat-over-the-head-with-a-shovel Barry to get him to stop snoring, he never even so much as twitches, let alone shuts up. BUT, when I finally have enough and decide to take myself off to the spare room where I’ll actually get some sleep (yes, I can still hear the snoring, but it’s not in my ear any more), all I have to do is lightly tap him on the shoulder to tell him where I’m going, and he’ll wake up? Aaarrrgghhhhh!
